Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

(1) XNXX

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

(3) VIBRATOR.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

Is fellatio addictive?

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(2) YOUPORN.

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

(1) STRAPON.

(4) CONDOM.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(2) DILDO.

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

(3) XHAMSTER

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

(5) LINGERIE.